interviewer: why do you want this job?
me: i want the kind of job where i could just chill, you know, chill out. collect a check
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27 Aug 14 at 5 pm

agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.

(Source: msfili, via angelcavitysearch)

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

(via laughcentre)

 12821
27 Aug 14 at 3 pm

forever-drowning-in-tears:

gambitgrl:

magoro:

kdwalbring:

The art of shaving Dick.

WHAT THE FUCK???

He really is the Trickster!!!

i tHOUGHT HE’S RECORDING IT WITH A FUCKING CASSETTE

(Source: vine.co, via 221bstarktower)

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26 Aug 14 at 4 pm

fyesdylanobrien:

H A P P Y  2 3 R D  B  I R T H D A Y  D Y L A N  O’ B R I E N !